Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Food Obsession

Is it sad that I'm sitting here sniffing my fingers because they smell like the honey pretzel snacks that I just inhaled? Probably.

My life revolves completely around food now. I am constantly hungry. Seriously. CONSTANTLY. I don't know how people survive on these fucking low carb diets. Who are you people and what magical powers do you possess to make this shit bearable? Sprinkle some of that fairy dust on my hungry ass.

I went to the grocery store today because the roads were finally driveable. It actually stopped snowing at some point last night, the plows were able to do their business, and the base didn't look like so much of a ghost town. I found some snacks that fit under my carb limit so I was really excited. I can't even begin to tell you how tired I am of the same old snacks.

So, Christmas is in 4 days and I am still not in the Christmas spirit. Living in a hotel room kind of does that I guess. However, I have started thinking about Christmas things that I want to do with my little family in the future and that makes me happy. It's just a little disappointing that Christopher will be deployed for the baby's first Christmas. Well, her first everything really. I should probably stop thinking about it before I start crying.

And dear sweet baby Jesus. Could I cry any more? I cry all the time now. It's like the first trimester revisited. I feel like a fucking baby. I make Christopher look like an asshole at restaurants because I don't know, green beans or something else ridiculous set me off.

Fuck. I'm tired of writing because it is keeping me from smelling the pretzel snacks. Is this what crack fiends feel like?

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3 comments:

Keri said...

Are you talking about Pringles sticks? Those things are exactly like crack. I hope you guys have a good Christmas, despite all the snow. I am sure it's sad being over there with no family.

T B said...

YES! Those are the sticks I'm talking about! They are fucking GLORIOUS. I seriously want to eat every pack in the box. And thanks, I hope you have a great Christmas too!

Keri said...

I'm right there with you on that. I want to lick every morsel off my fingers when I eat them. YUM.

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