Sunday, February 13, 2011

Screw you Sandman.

I am sleep deprived. This little girl does not like to sleep at night. Last night was the worst. She would only sleep in 10-15 minute increments from 1:00am-10:30am. Seriously. I'm pretty sure I'm close to dead.

I don't know why but Ricky Martin's Livin La Vida Loca just popped into my head.

Ricky Gervais. I heart him.

I also heart Louis CK. I need to finish watching his show tonight. Have you guys seen his television series on FX? I downloaded the first season and we've been watching it. He's my favorite comic. My hero. Seriously. He's like the male version of me.... but infinitely funnier. I wish he were my friend. He makes me feel like I'm not the biggest asshole in the world. You should youtube some of his stuff. You won't be disappointed. Unless you're really sensitive and don't like his type of humor... in which case you totally fucking suck and I'm glad I don't know you in real life. You probably wouldn't last three seconds around me and Christopher.

I went to take a shower the other day and there was dried up baby vomit in my cleavage. They're no longer fun bags... just food bags and apparently a hiding place for baby vomit.

Isabella likes to throw up on me. She has only gotten a teaspoon of throw up on Christopher. He thinks it's funny that she turns her head to throw up on me. Seriously... she'll turn her head to throw up in my direction. What is that about?

Christopher goes back to work tomorrow. Fuck... Me... I am exhausted already thinking about not having anyone to help share baby tasks during the middle of the night and all during the day. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Okay, this is all I have energy to post.

2 comments:

Chantelle said...

You'll get there!! It only lasts so long, I promise. At least she doesn't have colic. Make sure you're taking naps when she naps. Even just lay down if you can.
And the spit up ends around 4 months, so good luck with that one! lol

Keri said...

If you mix a tiny bit of baby cereal (like gerber rice cereal) with some breastmilk or formula and put it in a feeder bottle (it has a big nipple hole and the bottom slides up inside to push the cereal out the hole), you can give her some now. Just make it really runny...but she will stay full longer and sleep longer. My kids slept for 6 hours when I did this...my mom told me to do it, and the pediatrician always said do what people tell you works! Good luck...it will get better I SWEAR TO GOD, or else I would've shipped mine off somewhere. lol.
Keri@GlamorousArmy

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