Showing posts with label weird parents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird parents. Show all posts
Friday, January 21, 2011

Last Weekend!

So this is our last weekend to do whatever we want without a baby! Well, almost whatever we want.

Christopher the genius decided to accept a dinner invitation for Saturday night at his boss' house and then volunteered us to bring deviled eggs because he loves deviled eggs. I mean really??? Our last Saturday of freedom and you sign us up for a work related dinner? And I have to make something on top of all the freezer meals I've been making? I think this is just his way of getting deviled eggs. Genius, I tell ya.

So, we've had to shuffle our plans and despite the fact that he's still got a bookshelf to finish and a wardrobe to build, we are going to go see The Green Hornet tonight. We are also planning on getting breakfast tomorrow morning (found a place on base that serves American style breakfast! Yay!), finishing up some last minute grocery shopping, making his dumb deviled eggs, and going to this dinner. I can't begin to tell you how unexcited I am. I can just see it now... I'm going to get stuck talking to the wives and answering all sorts of questions about the baby and blahhhhhh. I just want to stay home and read. I can't be antisocial forever, I know. It's bad for his career. But seriously?! I'm having a baby on Monday!

I go in on Sunday to meet with the anesthesiologist and find out what time to come in on Monday morning. The rest of the day will be spent cleaning the house like a mad woman and supervising Christopher while he bathes the dogs. I still hate them by the way. And their damn bark collars aren't here yet!

Every day that passes, Christopher and I look at each other and we're like, "Holy crap... X more days." It is absolutely unbelievable. It just doesn't feel real to me yet. I don't feel mature enough to be someone's mom. I keep looking at the bassinet in the bedroom and I can't believe that in a few days, a baby will be laying in it.

I am terrified.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Beginning

Bean,

We're sitting here watching V and your dad made me take my hand away from his eyes when I tried to prevent him from looking at boobs on TV. I hope you're sweeter than he is.

You're being an elusive little bean. One month in, and you have refused to make an appearance. I know I'm being impatient but we're ready to meet you. Your dad will tell you that I am not a very patient person. You'll find this out on your birthday, Christmas, or any other day I decide to buy you presents because I will be too excited to wait. Your dad will have to threaten me in order to keep me from telling you to open your presents early. I'm getting off track.

We're beginning our second month into this thing. I have to say, I was incredibly sad on Tuesday when my body let me know you hadn't arrived yet. But... I am LOVING being able to drink coffee this week.  Believe me, you'll be worth the pain I'll have to endure every morning as I pine for my Starbucks but for now, I'll happily poison my body with sweet caffeine. Mmmm...

Your dad wants me to say goodbye so I can go tweeze hairs off of his nose. You'll find out soon enough how entirely strange we are. Speaking of noses, let's just hope you get mine. If you get your father's nose, don't worry, I'll make him pay for the rhinoplasty.

Love,

Momma Bean
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