There are these damn bugs in the bathroom. They only come out in the middle of the night when I wake up to stumble to the bathroom and pee. They are NEVER there during the day or at any time when Christopher is awake. WTF. It's like they wait for Christopher to fall asleep and I'm sitting there vulnerable on the toilet with my pants around my ankles to creep out.
They're small and I usually squish them but I still hate them. I seriously hate bugs. They freak me out, they're gross, and I'd much rather they come out when Christopher was awake. And these bugs look fucking weird! They're small but they're kinda snake-like when they move. Ugh, I'm getting chills just thinking about the nasty little fucks.
I rambled on and on about these bugs to Christopher for days and because he never saw them, he thought I was out of my mind. I seriously started to question my sanity. I felt like I was a character in A Scanner Darkly and these fucking bugs were imaginary and I was unknowingly smoking some crazy shit.
Until... Christopher finally saw one.
You can't imagine how happy that made me. I am not a crackhead. I am not crazy. The fact that I needed him to see this stupid bug to validate that is sad.
This still does nothing for me and my inability to get rid of these god damn bugs. I feel like I'm going into battle every time I walk into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Fucking assholes.
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ewe,I feel for you,I would not even walk in my bathroom if there were bugs,they creep me out
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Bugs are gross. Next time do what I do - put a glass over them. Thus saving yourself from having to squish them and at the same time providing proof to your hubby that they do in fact exist. ;-)
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